Great cooking can be the perfect example of how genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Do you think being a chef in a Michelin-starred restaurant is all fun and fancy? The reality is that much of the workday is taken up by chopping endless vegetables or gutting fish. On a lesser scale, the same …
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‘She be hating on her daughter’s cooking’: Narcissistic mom trashes chef daughter’s homecooked meal, retaliates by making mayonnaise chicken
Ask many people who first taught them the basics of cooking, and they’ll probably say something about learning from a family member. However, not everybody is blessed with a kindly close relative to show them the ropes. Growing up with parents who are seemingly unable to follow a tasty recipe is a very unfortunate predicament. …
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‘Do not dare disrespect the hotdurger again’: Ungrateful foodie complains about being cooked for, gets roasted by the internet
I don’t believe in the whole concept of love languages, but if I did, one of mine would definitely be somebody cooking for me. Few things make me feel cared for like a person taking the trouble to make me food. I’d hazard a guess that there are many others that feel similarly. However, some …
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‘A frozen waffle in the VCR’: Some of the most ridiculous things toddlers have done around the house
It’s a rite of passage for pretty much every parent that those little bundles of joy soon grow up into tiny terrors. They don’t call them the terrible twos for nothing. Many with experience would argue that the problems begin with toddlers pretty much as soon as they begin to walk, and it can sometimes …
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35+ Hot Dog Memes Served With Ketchup and Mustard
The hotdog is perhaps the most quintessentially American food we have. Yes, it’s just a weird approximation of a Western Europe sausage situation, but its over-processed and readily-available nature renders it as American as the stars and stripes. There’s nothing quite like a good glizzy in the summertime. They’re a staple of Fourth of July barbecues, pool …
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‘Can’t y’all use magnets??’: Unorthodox grocery list splits opinion of the internet
I am a serial grocery list forgetter, and boy do I pay the price. In my hubris, I assume my memory will be good enough to remember all five items I planned on getting on my way home from work and half the time, I forget something. Perhaps it is my subconscious trying to tell …
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‘She told him sharply to go sit down’: Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager
For crying out loud, if you bring your kids to a restaurant, don’t let them treat it like a playground. Waiting tables is a lot harder if you have a little one running beneath your feet, not to mention it’s actually really dangerous, as servers are running around with hot plates in their hands. If …
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A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024)
While it is an undeniable truth that learning to cook is one of the most important everyday skills that a person can master, there are some unspoken conditions to this. First up, you need to have the reserves of time and energy to do it. Then, you need to budget appropriately for the kind of …
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‘I feel like you’d be overweight in the near future’: Man gets chewed out after dumping date for eating a salad
The ick is a complicated phenomenon in the already complex world of dating. Sometimes it arrives due to legitimate and even necessary reasons, other times it feels like a dumb game that your subconscious is playing against you. Either way, it is a very delicate topic to approach with your former crush. Often, it’s just …
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Entitled pregnant sister-in-law insists brother-in-law cook her meals: ‘I told her BIL doesn’t equal spouse’
Cooking a meal for someone is the ultimate act of love. It should be counted among the 5 love languages. (Okay, maybe it falls under acts of service but I feel like food should have its own special category). It’s truly a labor of love, and food tastes better when it is prepared by someone who loves …
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