Greetings, Internet users and abusers. Welcome to another one of our handy dandy Twitter roundups. And boy, has Twitter been on one lately. There’s age gap discourse, there’s food discourse. And worst of all, it seems like Elon Musk is planning to shake up the site once again. In a tweet from March 27th, Elon Musk explained that there’s going to be a change to our ‘For You’ feeds. 

«Starting April 15th, only verified accounts will be eligible to be in For You recommendations. The (sic) is the only realistic way to address advanced AI bot swarms taking over. It is otherwise a hopeless losing battle.

Voting in polls will require verification for same reason.»

This means those vomitrocious tweets from unverified bad people won’t be showing up as often – but also that we will not be seeing as many of the gems from people who aren’t verified either. Things are going to be pretty, pretty different. But hopefully we’ll still be able to gather up entertaining tweet dumps like these.