Gordon Ramsay‘s theatrics sometimes make him seem like a dick. But he really just wants the best for people. It’s tough love, and a lot of it goes after sus food served by people on any of his shows. Our personal favorite, Kitchen Nightmares, is chock full of his special brand of foul-mouthed exasperation. Thanks to the horrors of the internet, we’ve just dug up some food pics that would make him go from zero to a hundred. Heinous cookies. Aspic abominations. And, of course, some culinary combinations that have no place anywhere but hell.