I was a fish owner once. In fact, I was a fish owner three times over. Unfortunately, these fish all met the same bitter end at the bottom of the toilet bowl. Each time we got fish, we got two goldfish and named the Cosmo and Wanda. I even had a show-accurate Fairly-Odd Parents-themed fish bowl that they got to live in. Despite our best efforts to give them a good life, all three sets of Cosmo and Wanda died under mysterious circumstances. Those circumstances really boiled down to the fact that my sister fed them too much fish food. I don’t want to point fingers, but she is to blame, officer. 

Since then, I’ve been longing for a fish in my life. The fourth-grade class pet «Blueberry» did not fill the void at all, particularly because his name was so lame. If you’re longing for a fishy friend, these animal memes might fill the void just for right now.