Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, all the creatures were stirring, especially The Mouse^TM. It’s no secret that the holiday season is the craziest time of the year to go to Disney theme parks. School is out for the kids, and parents have PTO to burn before it expires at the end of the year. The best part of going to Disney for Christmas is escaping the winter vortexes of Northern and non-Floridian cities. 

The worst part? The lines: Everywhere you go, the people, the crowd. The rides are great, but all the lines, lines, lines! If there’s one thing I hate…all the lines, lines, lines, lines! And then, there get to be so many people that they make Fast-Pass. So then there’s lines for Fast-Pass! You stand in line to get a ticket to stand in line later! Then there’s lines for the bathrooms, lines for the drinks, lines for Cantankoras and rare Kartankula Plinks! But I’m getting ahead of myself. Christmas is a great time to visit Disney with your family if you’re patient. If you’re currently waiting in one of these lines, now is a perfect time to peruse some Disney memes.