I am a sucker for Medieval Times. I know that it is lowkey a scam that is not worth the nearly $100 price tag, but I do not care. Every time I drive by a Medival Times restaurant, my heart sings with happiness. My parents live like 5 minutes away from one of those giant castles on the side of the freeway, and if I were them, I would be going to that bad boy constantly. I don’t think Medieval Times has a season pass like Disneyland or Six Flags does, but it darn well should. 

Even though eating giant turkey legs with your hands is fun for a night, it’s not great for that to be your whole life. Contrary to what the dinner theatre says, the Medieval period was actually a pretty big bummer to live through. Hopefully, these Medieval memes are a better encapsulation of the era than the themed restaurant.