City life can be hectic. The whir of commerce, the honking of horns, the scores of businessmen on phone calls, bicycles weaving their way through crowded streets. It’s almost… like jazz. Just kidding, I’m not going to be the millionth person comparing the noise of the city to jazz. I’m not that unoriginal. 

Some thrive in the chaos, others get swept up in its rapid pace. I, for one, am a fast walker. So needless to say I keep up. I’m actually trying to learn how to walk slower, so I can stop and, as they say, smell the roses. It’s surprisingly hard to do after a lifetime of hustling my way through city streets. It’s the easiest way to spot an out-of-towner, after all. These memes fit right in with the hubbub of the internet. Keep up, they may leave you behind.