Not to line Jeff Bezos’ pockets even further, but Amazon Prime is so convenient. I live in a 4th-floor walkup in a big city, so doing errand runs where I’m bringing back a bunch of stuff up the stairs is not always going to work for me. Sometimes I just need something here and there and not have to do any work to get it. 

But this is how they get you. They make it too easy to say no that you forget about all their unsavory business practices. Perhaps we weren’t meant to live this conveniently. What do I even need to do with all that extra time? Watch TikTok? Catch up on the latest Love is Blind? That actually sounds kinda nice. Dang, I’m in the clutches of Amazon and I don’t know how to get out! At least we can laugh at these funny customer reviews together and forget the conundrum we’re in.