There are so many ways to get energy in the morning. The simplest way is to get eight hours of sleep and eat a good breakfast, but you all know I cannot merely do things the simple way. I’ve got places to be and things to do, and if I’m getting eight hours of sleep every night, you know that my social life is suffering. Instead of that primitive method, I just drink copious amounts of Diet Coke every day in order to get through and be as productive as possible. If you ever need to get a job done, trust women who consume more Diet Coke than water on any given day. You won’t regret it. 

Even though caffeine is a common and socially acceptable stimulant, it’s important to derive energy from other sources. If you need the kind of energy that can only come from laughter and merriment, these hilarious memes can provide that.