A federal holiday never tasted so good! Yesterday marked President’s Day, the last federal holiday until Memorial Day in May. That’s over three months without a governmentally encouraged day off from work, so I hope you all enjoyed it while it lasted. Even though it is bitter cold in much of the United States, that doesn’t mean you didn’t have any less fun on your day off than you would have if it were the 4th of July! Despite the cold weather, I’m all for going out and partying, given that the club has a coat check service and some gnarly heated lamps on the patio. I also support anybody curling up and reading a book on their day off or catching up on some Oscar-nominated movies in the comfort of their own home. If you did the former and are still tired, these funny memes will wake you up before you show your face in the office.