Bless the brave soldiers who are still venturing onto the former bird app to give us little nuggets of humor. It’s not the most inspiring landscape out there, but there is still treasure to be found. After all, folks still need an outlet for their witticisms, one-offs, and poignant observations. Perhaps if Seinfeld was written today, Jerry’s «Did you ever notices» would be tweets instead of stand-up jokes. That might have been tough to portray visually, but never mind that. «What’s the deal with airline food» sounds like the beginning of a compelling Twitter thread to me. 

After all, it’s where news gets broken, celebs get canceled, and movie ideas get born (a la Zola). It’s also home to some of the net’s funniest moments. So we spared you from the trip to the app and scrounged up some of the week’s best tweets for ya, hot off the presses.