There are a lot of reasons to be angry in this world… and free soda is not one of them. Still, name a thing that exists, and there is someone out there who is absolutely fuming about it, plotting how they can end it once and for all. 

Meet Larry. Larry hates free things, especially things that bubble and fizz and don’t cost him anything. If you had asked Larry what the biggest problem in the world was, he’d probably answer that it was people enjoying themselves while they wait for him. His answer for that problem? Leaving 1-star reviews.