When a boss reprimands their underlings in a theatrically degrading way, like making an employee sign an admission of guilt, the semantics embedded in such a document can usually be used against the boss in hilarious ways. Case in point: when u/Asleep_Bit_9712 got in trouble for simply sticking up for their coworker, the boss made OP sign something saying they’d ‘never talk back again.’ When OP totally ignored their supervisor’s questions later that day, they were only following the rules to a T.