There’s a famous line from every reality competition show ever that goes «I didn’t come here to make friends.» It’s supposed to convey that you’re serious about whatever’s at stake, that you will stop at nothing for the prize, and that you’re not to be messed with. But to me, it just tells the audience that you’re a fun-hating Eeyore who is missing out on opportunities to make lifelong friendships! Everywhere you go …
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A Chuckle Barn Full of the Funniest Memes for the Silliest Goose on the Farm
Every friend group has a silly goose, is that you?
A Silly Silo of 30 Memes
When I see a grain silo on the side of a road during a car ride across the midwestern United States, I feel the urge to get in there. You’ve lost your childlike wonder if you’ve never wanted to swim around in some grain and let it get into your shoes, socks, and pants. I …
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‘Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space’: 37 Memes to make you laugh your troubles away
There’s nothing that takes the tension out of your body quite like a good laugh. Remember when you were a kid and you’d choose to be in a bad mood for whatever reason and think «I’m not gonna smile today so everyone knows how angsty I am,» and then someone would say something funny in …
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A Refreshing Spritz of 37 Ice Cold Memes
I don’t care if it’s below freezing outside; I will consume an ice-cold drink under any conditions. If you’ve never gone to a bar in your winter coat and drank your frozen margarita while standing outside, you don’t know what it means to engage your senses to the fullest. I know that being cold can …
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A Healthy Helping of Memes for Growing Boys and Girls
Something I like to say even though it’s not true anymore is «I’m a growing girl.» I say that to myself when I finish an ice cream cone in 5 minutes flat and feel a little bad about it. I say that when I want to go to sleep at 9 PM even though that’s considered «lame» and «depressing» by my peers. It’s true in a way. No, I’m no longer gaining inches lengthwise (I’m officially giving up on that second …
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A Slip ‘N Slide of 40 Memes to Splash into Summer
It’s pretty tragic that you can’t Slip ‘N Slide forever. The ’90s and 2000s are done, and for most of us, that means our days of slamming stomach first onto an uninflated slide and projecting our bodies forward for approximately 5 seconds are done for good. Once you go through puberty, slip ‘n sliding is …
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A Grab Bag of 32 Memes to Hold and Cherish
Picture it: The year is 2001, and you were such a good sport at the dentist. While your mom pays whatever exorbitant price they were charging for teeth cleanings (and probably a cavity filling or two), a Dental assistant directs you to a treasure chest where you can pick one goodie. What are you grabbing? …
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35+ Memes That Put the ‘Fun’ In Funny
Ok, forgive me if this is something everyone already has thought about… but does the word «funny» come from the word «fun?» It would sort of make sense. The concepts are definitely interrelated. But they’re not synonymous. There are plenty of fun things that aren’t funny. Have you ever laughed on a roller coaster? Probably …
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46 Totally Hilarious Memes for the Goober Within All of Us
I’m a goofy goober, yeah! You’re a goofy goober, yeah! We’re all goofy goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, goober goober, yeah! For some of y’all, that might be a quote from The Spongebob SquarePants Movie, but for me, it is an affirmation of self. It propels me forward, validates and lifts up others around me, and …
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