Lots of parents like to brag about how smart their children are. These parents are all over Twitter, spouting dubious claims about their children’s intelligence, their IQs, and even jotting down full quotes to impress netizens with their offspring. One of the best examples has got to be the one from @hinxminx, which before its deletion, read as follows: 

«‘Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.» – my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am ‘  

Pretty damn cringey. We happen to prefer the parents and people who share moments where kids’ intelligence is actually called into question. You know, moments when they’re acting incredibly dumb. We’re talking about completely unnecessary temper tantrums, wardrobe fails, and stupid questions. While some people might consider these callouts to be mean, it’s all in good fun. Kids are universally dumb, and what good is that stupidity if we can’t laugh at it?