Happy weekend, friends, enemies, and lovers. If you’re seeking some quick and easy entertainment, we would have to recommend ye olde bird app. Twitter, for all its unpleasantry, often acts as a hyper-productive joke factory – one that could probably benefit from many of its users taking a day off or two. While it’s true that some of the time the prolific posters churn out some incredibly annoying content (the kind that we try to avoid), it’s usually possible to find some clever jokes, hot and spicy takes, and even some unexpectedly astute shower thoughts. All around the globe, over 206 million people use the bird app daily, so the constant flow of content can feel daunting. That’s exactly why we curate some of the funniest and freshest tweets for your scrolling pleasure. This mixed-up bunch of Twitter witticisms touches on current events, offers some top-notch self-deprecating humor, and even delves into the cringe zone. What’s not to like?