I don’t know about y’all, but I am absolutely having a normal one right now. Everything about my life has reached a place of complete stability and serenity, and I know you guys are absolutely jealous about it. I eat three meals a day, I sleep 8 hours a night, and I work 40 hours a week. Does that sound regular or what? 

Okay, I might be lying a little bit, but come on, let me have my fun! It’s not rad to report back to my loved ones that ice cream and goldfish crackers are at the bottom of my personal food pyramid. I might be experiencing super high highs and devastatingly low lows that don’t actually average out to feeling normal most of the time. Let’s face it; we rarely feel super regular and normal, so we might as well embrace how weird things perpetually are with some equally weird memes.