Everyone has an opinion. As the saying goes, they’re as ubiquitous as… a certain undesirable part of our body. But that doesn’t mean we have to go shoving it in people’s faces. In fact, most people hate when you do that. Especially when it comes to food. Everyone has different relationships with eating, and it can be a touchy subject for a lot of people. We’re constantly being inundated with messaging about what food is «good for us,» what foods to avoid, and that we’re secretly gluten intolerant and we just don’t know it yet. The internet is full of unsolicited food advice, and it can make your head swim.

I abide by the philosophy that you should eat what you like, and what makes you feel good. But everyone has something to say. We’re not usually confronted with those voices at the grocery store, though, at least so literally. But that didn’t stop one special person. Read on to review their crimes.