«Scrollin’ with my homies (sippin’ we meme all night, yeah). Sippin’ on memes all night (I got us on the way in the CBT, and it’s alright). Meme all night. Scrollin’ with my homies (sippin’ memes all night, yeah). Scrollin’ on memes all night (I got us on the way in the CBT, and it’s alright). Meme all night!»

Did I just take lyrics from the classic Coolio song «Rollin’ with My Homies» and make it about scrolling memes with your homies? Yes, yes I did and I do not regret it. What is yak anyways? I think it’s probably more likely that my friends and I are sharing memes with each other than sipping on whatever yak is. And we ain’t no squares. We’ve wreaked our share of havoc in our lives. But what can we say? We express our love for each by sharing memes. So long are the days where you let your friends and crushes know how you feel with an emo song lyric in your AIM away message. Now it’s all about DMing memes to each other, even if you’re in the middle of a fight. One conversation says, «I cannot believe you made out with my ex.» The DMs say, «this silly Spongebob meme is soOoOo us!» It’s called balance, sweaty. Look it up. 

Anyways, these ones are for the millennials.