It’s funny how in an age of constant bombardment, complete technological connectedness, and overstimulation, humanity has quickly receded into itself. With over 10 billion people on this green planet, it turns out, most people really only want to spend time with themselves. With millions of social interactions possible every day, introverts prefer to stay happily secluded, away from social awkwardness and in their own heads. Unfortunately for most introverted folks, that also means creating an infinite number of fake scenarios and potentially worrisome unreal moments in your head. Are you a tired introvert, ready to take a nap? Well, here’s every mistake you ever made on repeat instead of peaceful sleep. Are you sitting at the subway stop waiting for your train? Introverted brains are going to replay some cringey counterfeit conversations so that you’re prepared to botch your daily human interaction when someone asks a basic question.