Every mom, dad, and batty old grandparent has a little crazy in ‘em, but these parents are next-level unhinged. As always, we’ve rounded up all the cringiest text message screenshots of parental figures being absolutely bananas. For those who grew up in a dysfunctional family—these receipts might be painfully relatable, but take solace in the fact that you’re not alone. Some of us weren’t blessed with normal, rational guardians, and that’s okay. Here are some of this week’s most infuriating, cringy, and eye-roll worthy text exchanges between parents from hell and their offspring.