We live in a world where many people have a communication problem. A lot of us have been taught to never really say what we mean, or when we do, it’s in such a twisted or inappropriate way that it only ends up raising more questions or causing trouble. As with most of our societal ills, the internet has only amplified this.

However, in true social media style, it’s also made such occurrences a buttload more entertaining. There is a rich vein of humor to be mined from the kind of statements that make you look twice. Oddly specific is the best kind of specific because it gives you food for thought. The examples below don’t hesitate to get down to the nitty-gritty. Did we need to know about most of these? No, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t amuse us and expand our horizons in an unexpected way.