Crunchety crunch.

As you walk through the castle grounds, the cool breeze rustles through the trees that are dropping leaves browner the dark earth you are stepping on. You step on them, hence the crunching noise. Your armor, though worn and dented, is a familiar weight, one you have gotten used to on this journey of duty and chivalry. You arrive at the courtyard and pause by the fountain, its waters shimmering in the fading light of the day. Hmmm, it’s quite warm outside. Perhaps you should head inside and remove this heavy armor.

The laughter of children playing nearby draws a smile to your lips, a reminder of the innocence worth protecting. You feel a sense of pride. You, unlike many others, like your job. Serving as a knight rocks, minus the constant danger. Scroll down for a comedic canvas full of classical art memes, and then check out these employees who share the most entertaining things they were told during job interviews.