It is said that variety is the spice of life. Unfortunately, my life is bland as hell. It reminds me of all those annoying memes about how white people don’t season their food. Just so you know, I do season my food, but I also spend most of my time at a sterile desk in a mind-numbing open office plan, wondering when I will be free from this incredibly boring cyclical hell. I could quit my job, but listen. I’ve got a couple fussy cats to feed. And I wouldn’t dare do that to them. So instead of saying «F*ck you, I quit,» I’m here, typing away about absolutely nothing, and supplying the general public with moderately entertaining memes. It’s not much, but it’s honest work.