Twitter has been on a lot of people’s minds these days. And that’s saying something because it’s always on our minds. But that’s probably because we have been completely poisoned by the world wide web. ANYWAY. The reason that people are talking about Twitter is none other than Elon Musk, who has been stirring up …
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Cruel Mother «Forgets» To Throw Away Her Children’s Halloween Candy, Get Roasted By Twitter
Twitter has a new main character this week, complete with a wild and unexpected backstory. I’ve found that most of the «Twiter Main Characters» tend to be parents who make mind-numbing decisions regarding raising their family. One of the most infamous of these characters is the Bean Dad, who sat idly by and watched his …
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Hilarious Halloween Memes To Celebrate The Holiday
Halloween is finally upon us, and you know what that means! It’s time to speak to the manager about why it’s on a Monday this year. Sure, having Halloween on a Monday, in some ways, makes the weekend longer, but you still have to go to work, don’t you? A Thursday, I could accept. But …
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Funniest Tweets About Peoples’ Controversial Opinions Regarding Candy Corn
Candy corn is most definitely not the preferred snack of everybody. For some reason it seems like everybody forgets about it for about 11 months of the year and then suddenly October appears and you see it in bulk bags at every grocery store in your neighborhood. Is it good? That’s kind of a tough …
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The Funniest «Check Your Kid’s Halloween Candy» Tweets
The local news: one of my favorite sources of misinformation. For the past 10 years (and honestly, probably even longer than that), every local news station in the country has recycled the same tired warnings about drugs or razor blades being snuck into their children’s Halloween candy. They broadcast images of colorful candy-like substances and …
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Funniest ‘Check the Candy’ Memes for Staying Safe This Halloween
‘Tis the season of moral panic! What with its celebration of all things spooky, Halloween has a tendency to be dogged by some unfortunate rumors about the kinds of things that it encourages people to do. This is the time of tricksters and pranksters, and if some people are to be believed, nasty characters that …
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The Funniest Lisa Rinna M&M Tweets
Sometimes memes get so incomprehensible that you need to pull back layers and layers of context even to explain them to an outsider. Lisa Rinna M&M is one of those memes. This meme started with an Academy Awards advertising campaign from 2008, which features Real Housewives star Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone on the red …
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Skittles Is Getting Roasted For Their Gray ‘Pride Edition’ Candies
It’s Pride month, and we all know what that means. The world is celebrating the LGBTQ+ community – and brands are bending over backwards trying to show their solidarity. While some companies opt to create rainbow versions of their logos (ahem, Raytheon), others color-fy their home pages or offer special editions of their food products. …
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Food Theory: The Disturbing Lore of M&Ms
Candy is meant to be the opposite of evil, but sometimes that’s not always the case. Anyone who’s watched an ad for M&Ms (or seen some of the memes) can see there’s something fishy going on with their mascots. Primarily the fact that their favorite food appears to be other M&Ms. Cannibalism is hardly a …
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