26 Most Entertaining Dad Jokes to Share at a Family Dinner Table

The dining room is filled with laughter and scrumptious aromas that emerge from the steaming roasted chicken sitting in the middle of the table. The mashed potatoes, fluffy and dotted with chives, sit beside the cooked vegetables. Your wife is sitting beside you, a satisfied smile playing on her lips as she takes a bite …
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Family of 5 shows up to 10 year old’s birthday party uninvited, leaves when they’re asked to pay entrance fee to the trampoline park: ‘He wanted another parent to pay for his fun family day’

Nothing is more humiliating than showing up somewhere you aren’t wanted. I don’t know what’s worse: being told outright that you aren’t welcome or experiencing that combined feeling of social awkwardness and dread that can only come from being unsure whether your presence is desired. Now that I’m an adult, I would much rather be …
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Woman who had a false positive pregnancy test throws a fit when nobody gets her anything for Mother’s Day: ‘Nobody owed her a Mother’s Day gift because she’s not a mother yet’

Who is a mother? That is one of those questions that must be approached with much nuance. Suppose a teenager gets pregnant and gives up her baby that Michael Cera fathered through a closed adoption. Would that teen be considered a mother, even though the role and responsibility of motherhood have been transferred wholly to …
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The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 16, 2024)

When was the last time you did something genuinely nice for yourself? Stop and think about it. Simply fulfilling your basic needs, or allowing yourself to rest when you need to doesn’t count. Instead, I’m talking about those moments when you make a conscious effort to brighten your day through something that is a little out …
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‘You told security to keep us out’: Overprotective Parents Denied Entry to Daughter’s Home After She Orders Security to Lock Them Out

I have yet to meet parents who respect their kid’s boundaries. My mom for one, is a lovely person, but she doesn’t have a respectful bone in her body. She’ll tell the whole neighborhood about my dating life, despite my many pleas to not do that. She’ll also show up unannounced at my apartment in …
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‘She be hating on her daughter’s cooking’: Narcissistic mom trashes chef daughter’s homecooked meal, retaliates by making mayonnaise chicken

Ask many people who first taught them the basics of cooking, and they’ll probably say something about learning from a family member. However, not everybody is blessed with a kindly close relative to show them the ropes. Growing up with parents who are seemingly unable to follow a tasty recipe is a very unfortunate predicament. …
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Dad skips son’s high school graduation for 14-year-old stepdaughters competition that her mom is already attending: ‘Once she came into his life he prioritized her every step of the way’

There are few milestones as well attended as graduations. Whether you’re graduating from high school or college, you hopefully have a good number of people in the audience cheering you on as you celebrate such a significant accomplishment. I still feel bad for the kids in the class of 2020 who didn’t get to have …
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Man lives in his sister’s house cheaply for 15 years, refuses to leave after being given a 1-year notice: ‘I had no choice but apply for a court order to evict them’

We have one of those family members who, when given an inch, takes a mile. It’s natural to want to help your kin in their times of need or in your time of bounty, but it isn’t easy to maintain boundaries once you’ve already offered endless assistance. If you let your sister and her husband …
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Sister attempts to ‘ground’ 20-year-old college student after she continuously woke up her six-month-old baby: ‘[She] has zero respect for the baby or the parents’

For many college students, it’s their first taste of true independence. They’re living on their own for the first time, usually out of their parent’s house, with nobody around to tell them what to do (Except your RA). It’s a chance for kids to learn how to make it on their own. To learn how to keep their …
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The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 9, 2024)

What makes life worth living has been a philosophical question that has perplexed many over the ages. The proposed answers have varied wildly, from material achievements, to honor, to nothing at all. However, clear away the controversies and it’s easy to see what makes most of us happy: all those good, wholesome interactions that make …
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