‘There was more vape than steak’: Twitter Users Roast Disappointing $100 ‘Best Steak in the World’

The irony of the phrase ‘fine dining’ is that sometimes the experience is anything but. It’s possible to do cool things with food when a lot of money and creativity are involved, but this also runs the risk of disappointing diners with a pretentious menu or even worse, an empty stomach. Unfortunately for some, eating …
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People Debate The Cleanliness of Washing Meat

There are some types of Twitter discourse that will cycle in and out of relevance every couple of months until we die. Cleanliness is often a theme of these recurring Twitter discourses because nobody is on the same page regarding how to clean their bodies, their homes, or their food. The most famous instance was …
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Food Memes To Quell The Hunger

Sometimes, the only thing that will quench the hunger is a breakfast meal from McDonald’s. I don’t have the most refined pallet, so when I’m inconsolably hungry at 6 AM, McDonald’s breakfast is one of the only things I can think of. I’m aware that it is terrible for me. I do not eat it …
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Food Memes For Foodies

Over the past three months, I’ve gotten a lot more into cooking and eating food. I decided I needed to step up my act and start cooking like an adult. So far, I’ve gotten slightly better at nourishing my human body than I used to be. Instead of raw dogging lunch every day, I’m bringing …
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Carnivorous Man Shares Recipe for ‘Sink Steak’, Horrifies the Internet

Unorthodox diet followers have always made good #content, because what they (supposedly) put in their bodies is a spectacle to all of us who think that eating crazily is like that time we added an extra side to our hungover takeout order. There are a genuine minority of people out there who eat to extremes, …
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People Discuss The Ingredients That Ruin a Sandwich

Choosing the right ingredients for a sandwich is essential, and even when you do everything right, your sandwich can still end up gross. I’ve made many questionable sandwich-topping choices throughout my life, and I’m at peace with that. I spent at least a calendar year ordering burgers with only pickles and onions on them; I …
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Carnivorous Influencer Liver King Gets Busted for Using Steroids

As a general rule, anybody who goes to dietary extremes is kind of weird. Unfortunately, weird also means watchable, and it has allowed all manner of bizarre, food-related influencers to flourish on social media through the years. From the blood sugar spiking antics of Freelee the Banana Girl to the deep, dark lore of Nikocado …
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Food Memes That Are Both Silly and Succulent

Do y’all remember when the concept of bacon was the biggest meme in the world? 2012 was truly a time to be alive: A time when memes were so simple that a popular food could dominate the landscape of popular memes for over a year. Now don’t get me wrong, I like bacon. It’s the …
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Legend Makes Twitter History Eating a Whole Rotisserie Chicken Daily for 40 Days

While it’s easy to forget in these difficult times, one thing that the average person really loves is uniting around a common cause. This is hard to do with something as divisive as politics, or sport; these only end in arguments. It has to be simpler than that. What we need is a single-minded man …
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Beyond Meat Executive Aggressively Bites A Man’s Nose, Sparking Hilarious Memes

Imitation meat can really get you down. I enjoy a good veggie or black bean burger every once and a while, but a large part of that is because veggie burgers know what they are. They know they aren’t meat, and they aren’t pretending to be meat. The same cannot be said for imitation meat …
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