There is a vast chasm between how often people do the laundry. If you’re doing laundry for a family of 5, you will do it more frequently than a single person. I used to think I did my laundry an average amount, but after a recent Twitter discourse, I’m unsure. I do my laundry on …
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30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 27, 2024)
Twitter still has a chokehold on us discourse-lovers even if the rest of the world thinks it’s a failing website. Sure, a lot of the discourse has ventured over to TikTok, where the duets and comments flow like water, but some of us are still true to the app that bore us. Sure, things have gone downhill …
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Lovers argue whether experiencing your first heartbreak at 17 or 30 is more destabilizing: ‘Imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting’
Nobody likes being broken up with. It is a bad situation for everyone involved, but sometimes it has to be done. If you’ve never been broken up with or been the person who has had to cut it off, you’re a lucky duck, at least for now. Not to be the bad guy, but I’ve …
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A Slip ‘N Slide of 40 Memes to Splash into Summer
It’s pretty tragic that you can’t Slip ‘N Slide forever. The ’90s and 2000s are done, and for most of us, that means our days of slamming stomach first onto an uninflated slide and projecting our bodies forward for approximately 5 seconds are done for good. Once you go through puberty, slip ‘n sliding is …
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‘This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless’: Middle class man’s daily routine gets roasted for being boring, fellow 9-5ers rush to his defense
When you are a kid, it’s easy to look at a 9-5 like it’s a constrictive indicator of a boring life. They can’t understand how somebody who goes to work every day, does the same thing, and goes home can possibly be happy. When you’re young, adult life can sound like an escape from the …
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35 Memes if You Need a Friend in This World
I’ve been hearing about «the male loneliness epidemic» a lot recently. A lot of people rag on it, saying it’s a slippery slope into incel ideology, but I disagree. I think we’re kidding ourselves if we think that loneliness isn’t a structural problem that hurts the lives of many men and women. Once you become …
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‘Most people I’ve known peaked somewhere between 25 and 30’: Youngsters debate whether your 20s or 30s are your true prime
Ever since I was a teenager, I’ve been afraid of «peaking.» The idea of reaching a point where you feel like «everything’s downhill from here» was and still is terrifying. I remember being in the car with my high school girlfriend’s dad, and we talked about peaking in high school. I mentioned not wanting to …
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 20, 2024)
It’s so fun to witness a trend cycle in its entirety. To watch a meme be born, watch it thrive, perhaps even participate in its proliferation, see its demise, and then if you stick around long enough, watch it inevitably return. To be on Twitter is to watch this unfold in real-time. If you’re lucky …
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40 Memes That Let The Sunshine In
Listen up, residents of the Northern Hemisphere! If you’re in the same general region that I’m in, you’ve probably been experiencing several days of beautiful warm weather this past week. I don’t know about y’all, but I am 100% here for it. I always struggle with the question, «What is your favorite season,» but the …
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Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: ‘Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills’
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that job applications often ask for more than they need. They want to appeal to smart, qualified candidates and do so by setting their expectations to the moon and hoping that someone who is realistically qualified still applies despite the requests for years and years of experience. I don’t like …
Seguir leyendo Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: ‘Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills’