Welcome one and all, to the meowtastic land of Flooflandia’s Floofy Feline Festival! This year is a big one, having been a century since the first festival’s ameowzing start. In honor of that, we have quite the collection of flooftastic events and surprises in store for everyone! And now, for a speech by the Mayor of our fine city of Floofenberg.

Thank you, Ms. Mayor! Who’s ready for the opening concert? I sure am! We’re starting out strong with the critically acclaimed, beloved, and locally sourced metal band of the year: Floof Metal, who also happen to be cousins with our Mayor and honorary members of the council of feline arts in the Flooflandian chapter of the Fur Baby Museum. Enjoy folks!

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