Happy Monday, internet users and abusers. Twitter has always been a bit of a sh*tshow, to say the least, but since Elon Musk has gotten his corny mitts on the app, things only seem to be getting worse. Instead of seeing delightfully funny tidbits from Internet strangers, we’re seeing a whole lot of garbage on our «For You» feeds. But has that dissuaded us from patching together a fabulous quilt of fresh and stupidly funny tweets for your scrolling pleasure? Hell no. 

Instead, we slave tirelessly, through the muck and the mire, through the pain. We sift through the all-too-common political tirades, the prom photos of Ron DeSantis, the screaming nuts, the banal sentiments that are designed to go viral because they’re the lowest common denominator type of content. We pick the best of the best, the freshest of the fresh, because we care. And we hope you care about these tweets we’ve wrangled just for you.