Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high—she seemed surprised! Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down! Okay pops, now that we’ve got your attention with a handful of dumb dad jokes, you’re in for a real treat. We’ve gathered up a bunch of funny and heartwarming posts from delightful dads who just stay winning. Why? Because it doesn’t have to be Father’s Day to celebrate our favorite fatherly figures.