Talk about effing around and finding out. When u/Kooky-Cranberry-6583 was advised to drink plenty of water and eat before attending her aunt’s wedding to prepare for the scorching day, OP couldn’t be bothered and was apparently «too busy» to meet her basic human needs. She showed up to the wedding, tired, hungry, and dehydrated, and lo and behold, she started feeling faint during the ceremony. Instead of staying seated and asking someone to get her water, she stood up and straight-up fainted into the wedding photographer, breaking his camera in the process. There’s an obvious lesson in there that every parent at that wedding will be telling their kids for years to come.