If you’ve ever lived with roommates that you don’t share food with, you’ve likely had this invasive thought creep into the back of your mind: «They probably wouldn’t even notice if I snuck one of their leftover tater tots and popped it into my mouth.» While it may be true that they probably wouldn’t notice, you still shouldn’t do it. It’s a slippery slope that can evolve into you eating an insane amount of your roommate’s food. Even if it’s only a one-time occurrence, this is a big no-no, and if you have any sense at all, you should repress the thought of taking their tots back to the annals of your brain. 

One Fire Island vacationer decided he was so hungry that he would go into his roommate’s room and take his leftover chicken tenders. Allegedly he only ate one, but that was enough for Twitter to eviscerate him for his choice for days on end.