Save the planet by buying all your cursed objects secondhand. Reduce, reuse, recycle, revenant. 

While I’ve never experienced a haunting, I want to believe in ghosts. I’m afraid if I don’t believe in spirits, they’ll try to prove me wrong. I’ve watched enough horror movies to have some hubris about these things. If my home ever does become haunted, I might not ever know, because my earbuds block out noise pretty well. A ghost would have to start slamming doors or knocking over belongings to get my attention, and even then, I have like 38765 things that are more important to deal with first, and ghosts would just have to wait in line. 

And, I actually want better things for any spirits that would want to haunt me. Why inhabit a microscopic apartment when you could be haunting around some billionaire’s 50 bedroom home? I mean, if I was able to come back in the afterlife, I’d be chillin’ at a rich person’s home, poolside. Catch me haunting a private jet or an amusement park or maybe even a nice beach somewhere. If at all possible, chillin’ would be my priority. 

All of these digressions are to say that I found some pretty great photos that people took of garage sales and Facebook Marketplace posts where they discovered these rather cursed and hilarious items. Some are definitely more haunted than others! Other stuff will make the perfect addition to any whacky and fun-loving home. What’s that? The Campbells soup boy is standing right behind me? It’s come to life…?

After you check out these incredible garage sale finds below, check out a story about this dude’s terrible boss, who decided he only needed half of a salary each paycheck.