If some people are to be believed, Reddit is one of the last good places on the mainstream internet. It’s the place that anyone who’s anyone goes for advice on just about every topic under the sun, and it’s full of juicy, dramatic stories that you can while away many hours reading. Although it doesn’t get as much of a reputation for it as Twitter or TikTok, its users can also be hilarious. Wit and/or the insanity that much online humor requires is in plentiful supply here.

In short, there are numerous different ways in which the front page of the internet is invaluable to each and every one of us who has a shameful screentime report. This means that it is only fair we honor it with a selection of some of its more amusing posts. Redditors can be peculiar individuals, but that is just the way that we like it. It’s not like that makes them much different from other overly online people, anyway.