America’s greatest accomplishment was perfecting the hotdog. While many other countries boast their own brats n’ sausages, Americans truly perfected the rawest form of grilled meats: The Glizzy. Not only can this sausage twirl on a 7-Eleven rotisserie for days without spoiling, but true Americanized Franks are merely a vessel for the finest of toppings and condiments known to man. Ketchup, relish, chili, onions, and more can rest atop a boat of pulverized and pressed meat in a bed of bread. 

Deliciously unmatched. 

Luckily for starved patriots awaiting their favorite holiday, the annual wait has come to an end! With the dawn of the 4th of July, true hotdog lovers emerge and the barbecue king can prove his gusto. So if you’re hankering for a Frank this Independence Day, look no further than this patriotic collection of hotdog memes far tastier than a canned Vienna sausage at 2 AM.