There are two ways of looking at the current state of Twitter (sorry, X). First, you can pessimistically see it as a dying wasteland clinging to the relics of its old self, quickly becoming an abandoned shell of a once important platform. Or you could optimistically see it as the wild, wild, west– a place with no rules, no oversight, and a spirit of adventure. Or maybe you see it as both at the same time. Either way, there’s something to be said.

But lucky for you, you don’t even have to traverse the depth of the former bird app yourself. You have me as your conduit, gently guiding you through the muddy waters of content to the goldmine of good tweets. Take my hand, trust me on the journey, and get to scrolling. I promise you’ll be rewarded for your efforts. Let’s just hope it’s not fool’s gold we find!