Woo hoo! The weekend is a major W for bed-rotters and lazy folk. 48 hours and some change to do anything we want? Yes, please. The «anything we want» in question: nothing. Doing nothing at all. Bonus points if it’s a gloomy weekend filled with chilly weather and gray overcast skies. To fully succumb to …
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Irresponsible dad allows sick 3-year-old with a 7:30 bedtime to stay up until 9, sobs inconsolably from 8-10 before finally falling asleep: ‘I told him I wasn’t going to deal with that mess’
As someone who has watched copious amounts of Supernanny, I know that a child’s routine is the most crucial thing in ensuring the peace of the whole family. For adults, it might not matter if we go to bed at 10 PM on Monday, 1 AM on Tuesday, and midnight on Wednesday, but for kids, …
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38 Sleepy Memes For Tired Oversleepers in an Early-Risers World
Sleeping is one of the few things that everybody does every day. You might fast and avoid eating or lay in bed to avoid moving around, but sleep is primarily inescapable. I’m grateful that I get the opportunity to spend 33% of my life lying on a comfortable mattress in a transient state of unconsciousness. …
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28 Freshly Brewed Memes to Perk Up the Eepy Sleepyheads
Honk mimimi… what’s that sound? Your alarm and the hopes of a quick day before you can return to your bed-throne.
Indulgent mom shows off 2-year-old son’s king size bed, prompts confusion from the internet: ‘Why does he live in a hotel?’
I’ve always been under the impression that when you have a kid, you have no choice but to accept that it is one of the most un-aesthetic things that you can do. You can be the most stylish person in the world, and that tiny person you gave birth to will still go through a …
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31 Night Owl Memes for Sleepy Folks Who Hiss at the Morning Sun (May 18, 2024)
Night owls are always justifying their lifestyle. When people ask what night owls are up to after the rest of the world has gone to sleep, they almost always reply with, ‘I’m more productive after dark!’ Okay, Susan, if munching on a family-sized bag of potato chips, while giving yourself a pedicure and letting your …
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32 Sleep Memes for Snoring Slumberers
Although we, as humans, love to keep ourselves busy with all kinds of random stuff that make no sense, as a collective, we have a few shared experiences that bring us all joy, with the main ones being – love, food, and sleep. Of those three, I would be lying if I said that sleep …
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Divorced dad of 2 ridicules younger girlfriend for farting in her sleep: ‘What do you want me to do?’
Ah, men: you can’t fart with them, and you can’t fart without them. It has been my understanding for the longest time that men think farts are funny. They love to let one rip and then hold their beloved’s head under the covers as a fun little prank moment. It has recently come to my …
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30+ Sleep Memes for Tired Sleepyheads in Need of 3 REM Cycles
Nothing is more critical to your health than getting a good night’s sleep as much as possible. There are some tough guys out there claim they don’t need to lay their heads on their fluffy pillows for more than 4-6 hours, but they’re just pulling your leg. If you really want to function at your …
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‘He told me that [she] wanted to put him in a diaper’: Mother tries to force bedwetting son’s sleepover guest to wear a diaper, gets shut down by his mom
Sleepovers are a recipe for disaster, especially if you don’t know the parents. It’s so much easier to host things in your house where you know nobody is crazy, but when you drop your kids off somewhere else, there’s no guarantee everything will be okay. When I was a kid, I slept over at my …
Seguir leyendo ‘He told me that [she] wanted to put him in a diaper’: Mother tries to force bedwetting son’s sleepover guest to wear a diaper, gets shut down by his mom