If you avoid Twitter and have never composed a short and sweet tweet, we don’t blame you. That universe can be intimidating – or downright unpleasant if you say the wrong thing. That said, we do enjoy indulging in the witticisms of the people who do it right. This batch of fresh and funny Twitter tidbits has a little bit of everything: post-Thanksgiving musings, bleak reality checks, and even some clever jokes. All good stuff, especially considering that you don’t have to log into that hell world to enjoy it.