Greetings, friends. We’re back with another jam-packed gallery of fresh and mostly-funny tweets. Which is, for once in our lives, saying something, because the bird app has been worse than ever. Between misinformation about the situation in Iran, Elon Musk being Elon Musk, and the recent elections, sh*t is looking pretty damn bleak. If it weren’t for the funny people who still churn out jokes on the site, we’d have been gone a long, long time ago. 

Today’s batch of Twitter treats features the obligatory Elon Musk jokes, relatable humor about being broke (too real), quips and qualms about friendship, and even a healthy number of tweets that use images as the punchline. What you won’t get? Political arguments, thirst traps, and the unfunny sort of stupidity that makes us want to throw our phones into the toilet. Pretty good deal.