I’ve always been under the impression that when you have a kid, you have no choice but to accept that it is one of the most un-aesthetic things that you can do. You can be the most stylish person in the world, and that tiny person you gave birth to will still go through a phase of only wearing Bluey sneakers and a stained fairy costume. 

Nonetheless, this doesn’t seem to stop countless moms from desperately trying to get their children to conform to whatever they think looks best. At least the latest Sad Beige Mom to find viral attention has given her kid some perks in the process, as she revealed to the world that she had given her toddler a king size bed to sleep in.

People were quick to roast both this usual sleeping arrangement and the bland decor. He’s giving the Four Seasons Orlando baby a run for her money, that’s for sure.