When someone starts a sentence with, «Don’t get it twisted…» You know they’re about to absolutely pop off on something or somebody. It’s one of those sentence-starters that can send a chill down your spine if you’re on the wrong end of it. Some other ones: «And just one more thing» or «Hey girlie I …
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25+ Absurdly Out of Pocket Comments Found in the Wild
The comments section is the unsung hero of the internet. It’s what separates watching a YouTube video from watching regular TV. Sometimes if I’m watching something on Netflix I’ll get frustrated that I can’t scroll down and see what my fellow watchers are saying about it. Finding a comment that says what you were thinking… …
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26 Memes for a Bright Monday Morning
Ah, the promise held in a Monday. Schedules are drawn up, to-do lists made, and teeth flossed for maybe the only time this week. At least for me, that’s how it always goes. I make grand plans for my life at the start of the week and the rest of it is spent slowly spiraling …
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‘Bats are not, in fact, blind’: 20+ Obvious things it took some folks a while to learn
As smart as humans usually are, we have to admit sometimes our rat brains get the best of us. We can go around studying particle physics, saving lives, and creating complex pieces of art, but sometimes it takes us 30 years to figure out that it’s «for all intents and purposes» and not «for all …
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Almost 50 Memes to Inspire Greatness
They say greatness only comes from within. You can’t force it upon yourself, you just need to find it. But sometimes we just feel like Peter Parker if he never stumbled upon a radioactive spider. Just biding our time until something… happens. And we get magic powers and get to run around saving the day …
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34 Memes for Slip-Sliding Into the Weekend
One of my most visceral sense memories from childhood was trying to use a slip-and-slide in my backyard. It was never quite as simple as they wanted you to believe based on the packaging. They made it seem like all you needed was a hose and a spirit of play, and you’d have all the …
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26 Memes That Go Down Like Water
Who else used to hate drinking water when they were kids? I used to think of it as such a chore, such a slog, and an annoyance, like going to the dentist. My mother would have to force me to finish my cup by the end of the meal, and I would chug it like …
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27 Memes for Starting the Workweek Strong
Mondays: the long-held enemy of many especially a certain lasagna-loving cat. When I worked in the service industry, Mondays used to be my day off, which felt… weird. Everyone else was off starting their weeks and I was just trying to chill. In a way, it was fun because it felt like a little secret, …
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30+ Memes With an Existential Slant
Do you ever look down at your hands or worse, the mirror, and say to yourself, «Who the heck am I? How did I get here?» This happens acutely to me about every other week, and in smaller doses a lot more. What can I say, I’m an existential kinda girl. It’s hard for me …
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25 Hilariously Horrible Life Hacks to Inspire Productivity
Some people are naturally gifted advice givers. They have wisdom and a gentleness that makes you want to listen to them. In my experience, moms usually give the best advice. Sure, you may rage against it in a moment of rebellious angst, but in the long run, you might see that they’ve actually been right …
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