I’ve always wanted to work in an old-fashioned diner… to flip eggs while wearing a little white paper hat and call people «doll.» I’m sure it’s not as glamorous as I imagine it to be (I mean, I’ve worked in the service industry before, it can be a bummer). But I’d love to have a …
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35 Memes That Are the Icing on the Cake
Birthday cake is one of my favorite foods of all time. A homemade cake will do the trick, sure, but nothing quite beats a ready-made grocery store vanilla cake that’s been sitting in the fridge for a day. It’s a low-brow food and I love it. Give me blue icing balloons and a yellow spongey …
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25 Memes That Swing for the Fences
Like many American kids, I grew up playing baseball. It is our country’s pastime after all. I know people complain that baseball is one of the most boring sports to watch (on TV or in person) due to the lack of action or obvious athletic abilities, but I wholeheartedly disagree. The crack of the bat, …
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25+ Anti Memes That Soothe the Brain
I have a very interesting job that requires me to look at memes all day. It’s a wonderful thing most of the time. Hey, we’re all here because we love memes. We laugh at them, we find them relatable, and we share them with our friends. But sometimes the memes are too much with us. …
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30 Fresh Memes to Make You Exhale Through Your Nose
The old adage states that when you’re looking at something funny on the internet, the most laughter you will likely produce is sharply exhale through your nose. You might be typing «ROTFLOL,» but you’re most likely maintaining composure. This is generally a good thing. We wouldn’t want to be riotously cackling on the subway, or …
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45 Memes That Tickle Your Giggle Box
Where do laughs come from? Our throats, sure, but how does that work? And no I don’t need any «Well, actually» types coming along and stomping out all the fun. Let me wonder in a poetic sense, won’t you? If you’ve ever tried to force a laugh, you know how hard it can be. Many …
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28 Memes That Bring Home the Bacon
Bacon: it’s one of those things that most of us can agree on. Remember back in the 2010s when bacon was all we could talk about? People are running around wearing bacon socks, ordering bacon cupcakes, and getting bacon tattoos. It was a weirdly specific crazy, but I also get it. When it’s done right, …
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30 Memes That Can Take the Heat
Why is tolerating spice such a point of pride for so many folks? I’m not immune to it. Part of me does think I’m better than others because I can handle a spicy dish. But that’s totally unfounded. I guess we see it as a point of pride or strength since you need tough taste …
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25+ Wild Tweets From Users With No Filter
Famously, the internet can be a pretty wild place. When we give humans the chance to hide behind avatars and usernames, they will say anything. And they have. Since the very first tweet was twote, folks have been saying things they would never say to your face. And sure, most of the time that’s not …
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36 Memes That Don’t Get It Twisted
When someone starts a sentence with, «Don’t get it twisted…» You know they’re about to absolutely pop off on something or somebody. It’s one of those sentence-starters that can send a chill down your spine if you’re on the wrong end of it. Some other ones: «And just one more thing» or «Hey girlie I …
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