Some bad baby names rise above the rest. I’ve known so many Kaydens, Aidens, Braydens, Haydens, and Jaydens in my life that, at this point, the quality of their names no longer feels notably poor. While my childhood was populated by a parade of the boy «-aydens,» Gen Alpha girls are cursed with «-leigh» as …
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Husband asks wife what happened to the household supply chain when he noticed they needed 3 items from the grocery store: ‘You’re aggressively useless’
Collaboration is the key to a functioning household. If you and your partner can’t clean the house and buy groceries without them breathing down your neck about how you’re doing it wrong or vice versa, you’re in for a problematic future. It shouldn’t be too hard to go to the grocery store when you notice …
Seguir leyendo Husband asks wife what happened to the household supply chain when he noticed they needed 3 items from the grocery store: ‘You’re aggressively useless’
17-year-old Taylor Swift stan claims they are terrified of Sabrina Carpenter’s dancing: ‘You guys are disgusting and weird for defending a literal weirdo’
Stan Twitter is such a funny place to spend your teenage years. It can be a good outlet for teens with nowhere else to scream about how Nicki Minaj outsold Cardi, but it can also take over their lives if they’re not too careful. I was able to balance being on RuPaul’s Drag Race stan …
Seguir leyendo 17-year-old Taylor Swift stan claims they are terrified of Sabrina Carpenter’s dancing: ‘You guys are disgusting and weird for defending a literal weirdo’
Gluttonous husband eats all the special food his wife meal-prepped for herself for after her stomach surgery, blames it on their son: ‘I’m seriously considering divorce. My son and I are already doing everything on our own’
There are so many ways to be an incompetent partner. You could constantly say that you need your other half to write a list of chores for you to do instead of using your eyeballs to see what parts of your house are dirty. You could ask them to pay for everything even if you …
Seguir leyendo Gluttonous husband eats all the special food his wife meal-prepped for herself for after her stomach surgery, blames it on their son: ‘I’m seriously considering divorce. My son and I are already doing everything on our own’
Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: ‘WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE’
Weddings have so many unspoken rules. You need to wear something fancy but not too fancy so as not to overshadow the bride. You need to get the couple a gift that’s sufficiently expensive so that they can set up their lives. You cannot get too drunk even though you can get as many drinks …
Seguir leyendo Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: ‘WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE’
Dad of 5 kids in 6 years gets angry when doctor suggests his wife should space out her pregnancies, has another kid while being squatters getting evicted: ‘We got our eviction notice a month before the due date’
Could you imagine the toll it takes on your body to get pregnant as frequently as Michelle Duggar did? I understand the appeal of wanting a big family and not wanting to have geriatric pregnancies. Still, there are ways to achieve that without getting pregnant two months after every birth for over half a decade. …
Seguir leyendo Dad of 5 kids in 6 years gets angry when doctor suggests his wife should space out her pregnancies, has another kid while being squatters getting evicted: ‘We got our eviction notice a month before the due date’
Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: ‘I’m pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents’
How could you forget a pet? Every single pet I have ever had has been etched into my mind, never to be forgotten. Pets are family members if you’re doing it right, and they shouldn’t be left outside to roam all day without supervision, with nobody caring whether they live or die. A recent viral …
Seguir leyendo Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: ‘I’m pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents’
Social butterfly claims lonely people shouldn’t complain about loneliness if all they do is watch Netflix, scroll TikTok, and stay at home all day, enrages agoraphobic introverts: ‘This is a very privileged take’
I feel bad for people who are plagued with loneliness. Whether it’s because they just moved to a new city and don’t know anybody yet or they recently had a falling out with their friend group of many years, it’s no fun to spend most of your time sitting at home alone watching TV without …
Seguir leyendo Social butterfly claims lonely people shouldn’t complain about loneliness if all they do is watch Netflix, scroll TikTok, and stay at home all day, enrages agoraphobic introverts: ‘This is a very privileged take’
Math teacher only allows students 1 bathroom pass per week, gives them extra credit if they don’t use the restroom at all: ‘Both the rule and the reward are problematic’
When you’re a teenager, you don’t always have control over whether you can go to the restroom when needed. Both my minimum wage service job and my high school teachers made me ask permission to use the restroom, and if they said no, then I couldn’t go! I had a friend who peed on the …
Seguir leyendo Math teacher only allows students 1 bathroom pass per week, gives them extra credit if they don’t use the restroom at all: ‘Both the rule and the reward are problematic’
Gen Zers make fun of millennials for never making big purchases on their phones and reserving them for computers: ‘I ain’t about to mess up a $500+ purchase just cuz it’s convenient’
It’s easy to criticize someone slightly older or younger than you for their technological quirks. I find it funny when millennials claim they learned coding in middle school because they changed their Tumblr themes with HTML. To me, that’s just a wee bit overselling their skills. On the other hand, a millennial could easily criticize …
Seguir leyendo Gen Zers make fun of millennials for never making big purchases on their phones and reserving them for computers: ‘I ain’t about to mess up a $500+ purchase just cuz it’s convenient’