Whether you identify as a hobbit, an elf, a dwarf, or some mysterious other thing, it’s time to rejoice! The best time of the week is here, because it’s Tolkien Tuesday. Assuming you’re a truly dedicated fan of Lord of the Rings and all other things created by J.R.R. Tolkien, you will have spent your long weekend on a movie marathon (extended editions or director’s cut only, please). If you were enjoying the sun instead, we’ll let you off. You can make up for it by perusing this list of funny things that the hilarious brains of the LOTR fandom have thought up this week. As per usual, they have stretched their creativity and encyclopedic knowledge of the canon to its very limits just so we can have a chuckle at the in-jokes that result from that. It’s probably one of the better ways that you could spend the next few minutes.