They say the heart of the home is the kitchen, or perhaps the television set. But I disagree. I think the heart of the home is the shower. It’s the one place where you can fully let go, alone and unfettered. I suppose you can do that in your bedroom, but where the bedroom celebrates …
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‘He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower’: Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it’s for the environment
There are a lot of ways that individual people can help the environment. Recycling correctly, not buying clothes from Shein, and cutting down on using fossil fuels as much as possible are great ways to give back to the Earth, especially considering we’re right in the middle of Earth Day season. Even though it is …
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Wasteful woman’s 3-hour shower, hundreds of unnecessary bath products spark controversy online: ‘This is worse than that cupboard full of Stanley cups’
I’m all for a decadent shower. After all, it’s one of the only surefire means of pleasure in this life. A hot shower with some good-smelling soap and some nice tunes, now that’s my idea of a fun night. It immediately helps you unwind, not to mention feel clean. But you’ve gotta draw a line …
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30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (April 10, 2024)
What is it about the shower that helps you come up with off-the-wall, deep thoughts? Whatever it is, it’s working, because new thoughts keep getting thunk in showers all across the globe. But you have to make your shower a sanctuary. You can’t just expect the thoughts to come to you if you have an …
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‘You will go bankrupt paying the water bill’: Water-wasting boyfriend showers for 2 hours, loses girlfriend in the process
I love a good, long shower. Sometimes it’s the only thing that can heal me after a difficult day. I just stand there, not even cleaning myself, but just letting the water run down and listening to music. The water feels like it washes away all the worries and stress of whatever I’m going through. …
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30+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (February 13, 2024)
As Natasha Bedingfield once said, «Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in.» Yes, she said rain, but she could have been talking about the «rain» that emanates from our shower heads. Only we can feel it for us. We have to let …
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25+ Funny Shower Thoughts That Tickle the Brain
I feel like shower thoughts are stoner thoughts that still make sense in the light of day. A stoner thought is all like «Hey man, have you ever wondered how we don’t fall off the surface of the Earth?» Yeah, Jason. It’s called gravity. Now pass the hot Cheetos, you’ve been hogging them. But shower …
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30 Funny and True Shower Thoughts for Deep Thinkers
Remember the shower orange trend? You’d take a cold orange with you into a hot shower and eat it while the water streamed down your body. Something about the scent mixed with the steam and the freedom of letting juice dribble without consequence enchanted internet users the world over. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated …
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Niche Internet Microcelebrity Spotlight: Shower Food Review Guy
Screen Name: @gazpachomachine Real Name: Gaz (possibly) Internet Occupation: Shower food reviewer Reason for Fame: The shower is somewhere that contains multitudes for many shower havers. It’s a place where, if you’re so inclined, multiple bodily needs can be satisfied at once; if you have a great tolerance for both grossness and discomfort, you could …
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Woman Prompts Horror by Testing if Boyfriend Showers With Soap
One of many stereotypes that a lot of men refuse to prove wrong is that they don’t have good personal hygiene. The internet is littered with horror stories about confirmed dirtbags, concerning everything from how often they brush their teeth, to not wiping properly. These tales are bad enough by themselves, but what’s worse is …
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