Every now and then you come up with an idea that’s so stupid it’s profound. Maybe you’re about to fall asleep, under the influence of something wacky, or you’re in the shower, but sometimes wisdom just strikes. You can’t predict when it will happen and you can’t identify where it comes from, but it just …
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30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (August 28, 2024)
The internet is not always a place that rewards deep thinking. Our beloved web thrives on hot takes, shooting from the hip, under-researched opinions, and gut reactions. The flashier, the better. If you dare try to put a little more effort in, you’ll be scoffed at and called a nerd. But, in one far-reaching corner …
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30+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (July 23, 2024)
If you suffer from overthinking, you know how nightmarish it can be to not be able to turn your own brain off. I will run wild without your permission, mulling something over from every angle possible, running scenarios, imagining every implication of every decision. It’s like being a robot with faulty wiring. Overthinking can be …
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25+ of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (June 11, 2024)
A shower is a sanctuary. It’s one of the only discrete, private places in which you can fully embody yourself. It’s the one place where no one can bother you. You are free from the input of others. No one can call or text. You have the perfect excuse not to pick up the phone. …
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Controlling boyfriend mandates that shower ‘dry out’ after girlfriend uses it: ‘I can’t be in it while it’s wet or I might slip’
Everyone is entitled to their own particular shower routine. Some of us control freaks have a highly specified process that we don’t like to deviate from. It’s a self-care ritual, and it doesn’t have to make sense to anyone else. There are so many showering choices we have to make, either consciously or unconsciously. Do …
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30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (May 7, 2024)
They say the heart of the home is the kitchen, or perhaps the television set. But I disagree. I think the heart of the home is the shower. It’s the one place where you can fully let go, alone and unfettered. I suppose you can do that in your bedroom, but where the bedroom celebrates …
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‘He would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower’: Husband bans wife, 12 and 14-year old sons from showering more than twice a week, claims it’s for the environment
There are a lot of ways that individual people can help the environment. Recycling correctly, not buying clothes from Shein, and cutting down on using fossil fuels as much as possible are great ways to give back to the Earth, especially considering we’re right in the middle of Earth Day season. Even though it is …
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Wasteful woman’s 3-hour shower, hundreds of unnecessary bath products spark controversy online: ‘This is worse than that cupboard full of Stanley cups’
I’m all for a decadent shower. After all, it’s one of the only surefire means of pleasure in this life. A hot shower with some good-smelling soap and some nice tunes, now that’s my idea of a fun night. It immediately helps you unwind, not to mention feel clean. But you’ve gotta draw a line …
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30 of the Funniest Shower Thoughts of the Month for Deep Thinkers (April 10, 2024)
What is it about the shower that helps you come up with off-the-wall, deep thoughts? Whatever it is, it’s working, because new thoughts keep getting thunk in showers all across the globe. But you have to make your shower a sanctuary. You can’t just expect the thoughts to come to you if you have an …
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‘You will go bankrupt paying the water bill’: Water-wasting boyfriend showers for 2 hours, loses girlfriend in the process
I love a good, long shower. Sometimes it’s the only thing that can heal me after a difficult day. I just stand there, not even cleaning myself, but just letting the water run down and listening to music. The water feels like it washes away all the worries and stress of whatever I’m going through. …
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