25+ Bed Rot Memes for Lying in Bed All Day

Sometimes you don’t choose bed rot, bed rot chooses you. Sometimes you have plans for the day and an invisible hand comes and pulls the covers back over your head, puts your phone in your hand, and opens up the YouTube shorts. Call it depression, call it much needed rest, call it the onset of …
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Parents put their phones on do not disturb from 10 PM to 7 AM every night, sleep through their 18-year-old getting in a car crash at 1 AM: ‘I couldn’t forgive them for making me feel abandoned’

If there’s one thing I know about my mom, it’s that she can’t sleep. I know that it’s low-key my fault because she hasn’t been able to sleep 8 hours a night consistently since she had kids. It’s not that we were getting her up all night into our teens, but rather that she was …
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25 Sleep Memes for Sleepyheads Ready to Hibernate All Winter Long

Winter is the time to not feel guilty about sleeping in, sleeping all day, sleeping early, and sleeping even more than that. The sun is out for a shorter amount of time each day, isn’t that reason enough? The warm weather lovers might hibernate until Mother Nature welcomes spring with open arms. The cold weather …
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23 Night Owl Memes for Sleepless Folks in Dire Need of Some Meme-atonin

Good morning or goodnight, readers—we don’t discriminate. Whether you’re just getting up from a restful eight hours of shut-eye or you’re going on 14 hours of nighttime fun, we’re sure you’ll get a kick out of these humor-filled memes laced with some fire meme-atonin. I’ve never been a night owl. I didn’t have it in …
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25+ Sleep-Deprived Memes for When You’re Accidentally Awake at 4AM

Sometimes the day gets away from you and suddenly you’re awake in the middle of the night playing Dress to Impress on Roblox. You don’t remember how you got there, or why you have Cheeto dust on your chest (actually you probably know why), but you’re awake and now there’s no getting you to bed. …
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Irresponsible dad allows sick 3-year-old with a 7:30 bedtime to stay up until 9, sobs inconsolably from 8-10 before finally falling asleep: ‘I told him I wasn’t going to deal with that mess’

As someone who has watched copious amounts of Supernanny, I know that a child’s routine is the most crucial thing in ensuring the peace of the whole family. For adults, it might not matter if we go to bed at 10 PM on Monday, 1 AM on Tuesday, and midnight on Wednesday, but for kids, …
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38 Sleepy Memes For Tired Oversleepers in an Early-Risers World

Sleeping is one of the few things that everybody does every day. You might fast and avoid eating or lay in bed to avoid moving around, but sleep is primarily inescapable. I’m grateful that I get the opportunity to spend 33% of my life lying on a comfortable mattress in a transient state of unconsciousness. …
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Dad hires a 16-year-old babysitter to work overnight, gets cross when she doesn’t wake up to tend to 9-month-old crying baby: ‘Maybe she should set alarms throughout the night to make sure she’s awake’

When hiring a teenage babysitter, there is only so much that you can ask them to do. While some teens make babysitting a whole job instead of a one-off thing, you can’t expect someone who is still in high school to take on the full burden of childcare that you’d ask of an actual professional …
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‘Your friends are selfish’: Fed-up friend makes plans for 7:30AM, claims that millennials ‘can’t wake up early’

Some people thrive in the morning. They wake up with energy, ready to tackle the day and all it may have in store. I think these people are lucky. Just because the rest of us have trouble waking up doesn’t mean we don’t want to. I’m aspirationally a morning person. It rarely works out, but …
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