Introverts don’t know how to act when someone starts crying around them. Regardless of the reason—whether it’s the sad part of a movie, a friend processing a breakup, or seeing a stranger fight the pain of a bug in their eye—a crying person will ALWAYS be unattended if introverts surround them. It’s not that introverted …
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Who else stares into the peephole for the neighbors to clear out of the hallway before exiting the front door? Just me? Okay… Other introverts can probably relate to this social avoidance tactic, but because it is primarily learned from trial and error, one must accidentally get locked in a chit-chat battle with their neighbor …
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Congrats fam, you made it to Friday! For introverts, that means another weekend in, chilling on the couch with your favorite show, a video game, and your pets. Enjoying the money you’ve spent on your rent, introverted people relish their time alone, recharging their social battery from their ironically people-y jobs. Are there any jobs …
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For an introvert, social battery is a finite resource. Like earth-mined diamonds, artifacts from the submerged Titanic, or a frazzled mom’s dwindling patience, there is only so much social battery power inside the mind of an introverted person. Antisocial by nature, it required immense effort and energy from an introvert to sustain regular conversations, especially …
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Introverts want to live in an anonymous neighborhood, ideally packed with tight-lipped smiles for passersby, the occasional distant wave, and the courtesy of never stopping by for a spare egg. While I’m all for cordial behavior with the people who live in your neighborhood, it’s the small talk and the chit-chat that crosses the line. …
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Not every introvert is beholden to the indoors. A common misconception is that introverted people are always stuck inside because of their distaste for socializing, but that’s not entirely true. There are the outdoorsy introverts who set off into the wilderness to avoid people! Hiking in the wild, surrounded by nature, and enjoying the quiet, …
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There’s nothing worse than running into an extrovert in the laundry room. Trapped alongside your clothes and counting down the seconds of your 45-minute cycle, introverts stuck in the laundromat with a chatty Kathy are faced with a perturbing predicament. Do you feign illness to ward them away? Or must you roll the dice on …
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Introverts are always plotting. Not maliciously or anything, but introverted people are always secretly plotting an exit strategy for a conversation. Traumatized by one too many grocery store encounters with an old high school acquaintance, introverted people are simply planning for the inevitable, protecting their future selves from useless small talk.  Just because we coincidentally …
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As an introvert, there’s always been something fascinating about magic tricks where they disappear on stage. Dreaming of the special gift of disappearing on command—never to be found by prying extroverts again—introverted people fantasize about a magician’s simplest trick. If only we could harness the same powerful illusions for our own social gain…  Beholden by …
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For an introvert, there’s nothing worse than being dragged to a party with strangers and forced to mingle. This dreaded mingling is the source of about 99% of our anxiety in a public scenario because, for an introverted person, the desperation to remain seemingly normal almost always results in some sort of embarrassment.  Let me …
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