There’s managing household finances for your family, and then there’s playing unpaid chief financial officer for a game show where no good deed goes unpunished and every relative feels entitled to your last dime. Welcome to life on Team «Money Martyr,» where your in-laws guilt-trip you for keeping the lights on, and your spouse treats the shared bank account like a slot machine. It’s a fun test of who can weaponize their incompetence the most, and while there aren’t any winners, you are always the loser.

In this household, you pay the bills, buy the groceries, and bail out everyone from the mother-in-law to the serially ungrateful sister-in-law, all while being branded money-hungry by folks who think a joint account is their personal GoFundMe.